下面的这些句子，你们一定会爱不释手，不信就认真往下看。今天小编为大家整理的中奖的幽默心情句子[经典70句],相信大家一定会喜欢上。
中奖的幽默心情句子 一
1、 Hello, dear, I have found you. Call you and don't answer. QQ doesn't answer. Wangwang isn't online. See you post here so take a place first. I'm from the after-sales service of the spice shop. The doll you sent us has been repaired. I'll send it back to you right away. Next time, please treat her gently. After all, it's not made of steel. When our logistics staff received the goods, it was so horrible. The staff on the scene were in tears. Even I wanted to cry. You said that even if the front was ok, you wouldn't put it back Yes, after all, some people have some special hobbies. I don't have much to say. Kiss, the mouth has been deformed. Well, I admit that the key to the deformation of the mouth is the nostril. How did you get in the ear hole? I wonder! There is the last navel, grass! You are a talent, and we don't care about that. We can understand your anger of being single, but please don't treat her so rudely in the future. After all, she is just a doll.
2、一次玩的路上，听见一个老师教幼儿园的小孩：幸福是什么？幸福是猫吃鱼，狗吃肉，奥特曼打打小怪兽。同学说：我来加工一下，幸福是什么？幸福是猫抓鼠，狗咬猫，奥特曼打打小狗狗。
3、刚参加完年会刚到家不久，我太难了，简直是中奖绝缘体可怕四五十个奖品啊。
4、我来了，既然来了我就得说几句!只说几句而已!如果我不说几句!就对不起人了，既然我要说几句!那么肯定是要说话的~所以我决定几句话也许能改变一切!也许我说的这几句话什么也不能改变!不过!就算我说的几句话什么都不能改变!可我还是要把我想说的几句话说出来!如果我不把我想说的几句话说出来!那么，我来到这里而不说出我想说的几句话~~首先不说我想说的这几句话就对不起我自己!其实我不说出这几句话来!就浪费我上面所说的几句话了!到最后我还是总结了一下!!!我只是随意说几句。
5、 I can't help worrying about you: have you finished your high math? Can you live in CET-4 or CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk about it every day? Can talking about it make you stand in the society in the future? Can talking about it make you find a job smoothly? Can talking about it make your parents feel at ease? Can talking about it make you find a partner? Have you ever thought about it, I will rely on it in the future When you go to fight alone, the whirlpool of society will always involve you. Can you bear the competition between the weak and the strong? How can you have a skill when you don't study hard, how can you highlight yourself, how can you repay your parents when you don't study hard, and how can you solve these problems? Do you know how to talk about your parents in the space? Can you make your life smooth when you talk about it? Cruel society is not something you can resist. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself, and perfecting yourself, can you be different, can you be able to kill five people and kill the group, understand? Understand? Wake up? Sao doesn't cry in the past year, and then send another one to understand
6、上机考试，先在备考区等，再经过一扇大玻璃门进考区。我考完后，在门口摸了良久，就是摸不到玻璃，旁边好心老师提醒我：同学，门是开着的。
7、希望我的中奖体质可以一直延续到年会一等奖就是我的了。
8、没有黑幕，没有内定，费了半天劲，加了两这么多天的班，终于到了年会。
9、在这么苦涩的日子里，我竟然中奖了，真的是很开心了！！！幸运降临了，希望明天的考试也能这么幸运了！祈祷
10、搞笑回复说说大全心情说说-伤感说说-爱情说说-搞笑说说-励志说说-心情短语大全23.小店的避孕套为何频频失窃?敬老院的内裤为何瘘遭黑手?数万头母驴为何半夜惨叫?连环奸猪案究竟何人所为?尼姑庵的门夜夜被敲究竟是人是鬼?数百具木乃伊意外怀孕的背后又隐藏着什么?这一切的背后是人性的扭曲还是道德的沦丧?是荷尔蒙的爆发还是饥渴的无奈?尽情关注今晚25点的年度巨献《一代淫魔xxx不归之路》让我们随着镜头走向他的内心世界!
11、 Several people are in the golf changing room. A mobile phone rings for a long time. A man presses the handsfree key. Woman: are you in the club, dear? Man: Yes. Woman: I see a BMW less than two million. Man: buy it. Woman: and that property has been released again. In case it's flat. Man: buy. Woman: I love you so much. Man: I love you too. The man beside was stunned with admiration. The man hung up and asked: whose cell phone is this?
12、啊啊啊啊啊！中奖了，真的是我刚看到还以为我看错了，好开心啊，谢谢！
13、 For the computer test, first wait in the preparation area, and then enter the test area through a large glass door. After I finished the exam, I felt at the door for a long time, but I couldn't touch the glass. The good teacher nearby reminded me: schoolmate, the door is open.
14、半梦半醒起来上个厕所，看个手机，哇Kao~中奖了，我是在做梦不?第一次中奖啊，太开心了。
15、 I'm here. Now that I'm here, I have to say a few words! Just a few words! If I don't say a few words, I'm sorry. Since I'm going to say a few words! Then I must say something ~ so I decide that a few words may change everything! Maybe I can't change anything! But even if I say a few words, nothing can change! But I still want to say a few words Come out! If I don't say what I want to say! Then, I come here and don't say what I want to say ~ ~ first of all, I'm sorry for myself if I don't say what I want to say! In fact, I don't say these words! It's a waste of what I said above! In the end, I'll summarize it!!! I just say a few words at will.
16、年年会中奖绝缘体今天居然中奖了！
17、 Just now I went to Li Ning's shop to buy a world cup sweatshirt. The clerk asked me which team I want. I said that I want the Chinese team, but the clerk said no. I said that I would like to have a Korean team, and the clerk said no. I think Li Ning's product range is too poor. I'd better buy an Adidas dress in the market tomorrow.
18、五年年会中奖绝缘体今天居然中奖了!真是幸运的一天。
19、以前从没中过奖，这次第一次买却中了大奖。心情无比的激动，只想说生命中该你的始终是你的。
20、年会三年没中奖就罢了！半夜发现电褥子坏了是什么意思！
21、今天忙得头都晕了，还好有个年会可以缓和缓和，祝我不中奖。
22、中奖了！意外的惊喜！好事不能偷偷摸摸享受，必须和大家分享啊！
23、第一次参加年会，中奖500块为什么运气那么好呢，因为最低就是500元。
24、我天，太开心了吧，最近这是什么运气啊，又中奖了！
25、人生第一次中奖！真是不敢相信！从此开启我的中奖好运之路吧。
中奖的幽默心情句子二
1、年会开完，中奖绝缘体沙漠黄昏也可以很清淡。
2、哈哈哈哈哈哈哈年会，我居然中奖了！恭喜我自己！哈哈哈
3、年会不中奖，到处看姑娘。一群老爷们，足球是梦想。
4、一个年轻的爸爸要去便利商店买奶嘴，因为他记得奶嘴是和安全套放在一起的，所以他一进门就不自觉的问：请问安全套摆在哪儿？店员在众人诧异的眼光下忍住笑告诉他，他虽然发现自己失言，却仍没事般地去拿，他想反正待会就可以澄清了，不料等他拿者几个奶嘴摆到柜台上要算帐时，旁边的人群却轰地一声大笑起来
5、年会第一轮玩游戏居然中奖了，还是蛮开心的。希望明年会更好。
6、有一天上课，老师问小丽：祖国是什么？小丽说：老师，祖国是我的母亲，老师说：回答的很好。接着老师又问小明：小明，祖国是什么啊？小明说：老师，祖国是小丽的母亲。
7、年会第一轮玩游戏居然中奖了 ，还是蛮开心的。希望明年会更好。
8、 What did you bring to school? A heart ready for holidays
9、第三次年会坠机，给我一个中奖的机会可以么！我想中奖啊！
10、第一次参加还中奖了，今年希望年会能中大奖
11、 when a male colleague and a female colleague joked and played, the man accidentally spilled perfume into the eyes of the woman. The woman instantly burst into tears. The man said boldly, "nothing, I am blind. I will support you forever!" It happened that the man's girlfriend came to pick him up from work and heard this at the door. The man didn't wait for his girlfriend to speak, decisively took his girlfriend to his girlfriend and said: come on, call mom!
12、领了结婚证，吃了美食，公司年会第一次中奖，2020越来越好吧
13、今年年会好开心呀，又-次中奖了，还和同事们参观了兵马俑，打了扑克，搓了麻将，交流了感情
14、年会上中奖，抢红包都是你们的事，毕竟是我一个人好好去吃饭了的。
15、今年年会好开心呀，又一次中奖了，还和同事们参观了兵马俑，打了扑克，搓了麻将，交流了感情
16、几个人在高尔夫更衣室，一手机响很久，一男人按了免提键。女：亲爱的你在俱乐部吗？男:在。女：我看到一辆宝马才不到两百万。 男人：买 。女：还有那个楼盘又放盘了，6万一平。男：买。女：好爱你。男：也爱你。 旁边男人敬佩得目瞪口呆。男人挂了电话，问：这是谁的手机？
17、 When you suddenly don't return my news, I always comfort myself: it's OK, you are probably dead.
18、 On the way to play, I heard a teacher teaching kindergarten children: what is happiness? Happiness is cat eating fish, dog eating meat, Altman fighting small monsters. Classmate says: I come to process, what is happiness? Happiness is cat catching mouse, dog biting cat, Altman beating dog.
19、我对年会最大的期待是，中个奖，大小无所谓，主要是体验一下中奖是什么感觉。
20、反射弧好长的我，年会结束了三个多小时才发现今年不出任何意外又是没有中奖，我就是个中奖绝缘体啊。
21、又是年会没中奖的一年，十几个5G手机都与我无缘。
22、功夫不负有心人。这么多年了公司年会终于中奖了，虽然只是个毛毯也知足了。
23、某警察到泰国办案，夜里叫了个小姐。几番云雨后，小姐在警察怀中还不停摸警察的小弟弟。警察非常惬意，问：你还想再来吗？小姐黯然：不是，就是挺怀念的，以前我也有。
24、公司一男同事和一女同事开玩笑打闹时男的不小心把香水喷到女的眼睛里，女的瞬间泪流满面，男的豪爽地说：没事，瞎了我养你一辈子！。刚巧这男的女朋友来接他下班，在门口听到了这句。男的没等女朋友开口，果断地拉着女同事到他女朋友身边说：来，叫妈！
25、佐菲奥特曼、初代奥特曼、赛文奥特曼、杰克奥特曼、艾斯奥特曼、泰罗奥特曼、雷欧奥特曼、爱迪奥特曼、阿斯特拉奥特曼、尤迪安奥特曼、博伊奥特曼、乔尼亚斯奥特曼、史考特奥特曼、察克奥特曼、贝斯奥特曼、葛雷奥特曼、帕瓦特奥特曼、哉阿斯奥特曼、迪迦奥特曼、戴拿奥特曼、盖亚奥特曼、阿古茹奥特曼、高斯奥特曼、杰斯提斯奥特曼、雷杰多奥特曼、奈克斯特奥特曼、奈克瑟斯奥特曼、诺亚奥
26、但凡不是百分之百的中奖概率，不管中奖概率大或小，对于我来说都是零。今年年会依旧如此。
27、与一家上中产吃饭。丈夫在家炒股，有得色，说过去两三个月炒得不错。女婿在金融界工作，谦称挣点泡沫的钱。丈母娘坚定地说，泡沫越多越好！
28、老师为了向学生证明吸烟的害处，特意把从香烟中提取的尼古丁放在虫子身上，不一会儿虫子就死了。老师接着问大家：你们看，这个实验说明了什么？同学们异口同声地回答：抽烟不会长虫子。
29、半梦半醒起来上个厕所，看个手机，哇Kao~中奖了，我是在做梦不？第一次中奖啊，太开心了。
30、我今天真的太开心了我竟然中奖了电动牙刷诶！开心
31、年年会中奖绝缘体今天居然中奖了!真是幸运的一天。
32、第三年年会，第三次没有中奖连拍照都懒得拍了没找到啥好吃的吃了两口就岔气了我还不如回家看电影睡觉。
33、亲，您好，可算找到你了。给您打电话也不接，qq也不回，旺旺也不在线。看见您在这发帖所以先占个位置。我是情趣用品店售后服务的，您寄给我们的娃娃已经修复好了，马上给您寄回去，下次请您温柔点对待她，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，当我们后勤人员收到货的时候，那玩意真是惨不忍睹啊，在场的工作人员都落泪了，连我都想哭了，您说前面也就算了，后面您也不放过，毕竟有些人有些特殊嗜好，我也不多说什么了，亲啊，嘴巴都变形了，好吧，我承认嘴巴变形也是正常的关键是鼻孔。耳孔您是怎么进去的?我就纳闷了!还有最后一个肚脐眼，草!您特么也是个人才，还特么最后给个差评，这个我们也不计较了，我们能理解您单身的愤怒，但请您以后不要那么粗鲁的对待她，毕竟她只是个娃娃。
34、太惊喜了吧，突然就中奖了今晚要加班本来不开心的，发现自己中奖了，好开心哈哈
35、近日各地挑战40度，一妹纸在QQ说说里说热，如何消暑。楼下一人两字神回复：姐脱!
36、老总上班后，坐在那里郁闷，秘书问何故？老总：昨天我收到一个家伙的信，说如果我不离开他老婆他就杀了我！秘书：您离开他老婆不就行了嘛！老总：可那家伙没有署名！
37、今天很莫名其妙的被抽中中奖了，本来不相信的，人生真是太意外了，这次的惊喜太大，让我太激动。
38、连续几天的加班忙忙忙，明天开始终于可以轻松了再上两天班就周末啦，再坚持两天就是年会，希望可以中奖中奖中奖。
39、中奖绝缘体的我竟然中奖了，好开心好开心。
40、吃货一般都比较善良，因为每天都只想着吃，没有时间去算计别人。
41、中奖了！！嗷！！超开心！！今天真是个好日子！！
42、参加年会，80%的中奖率，我只负责吃好喝好其它没我啥事儿临行，每位嘉宾一个福包，你猜多少感恩2019一路同行！
43、很多好友问我年会中奖了没，要中奖我不是早就惊呼了么！没中！50%概率都没中。
44、中汇深圳十年，又是一个没中奖的年会，我这运气.......
45、上学你带了什么?一颗随时准备放假的心