在平平淡淡的日常中,许多人都接触过一些比较经典的句子吧,全都是小编花尽心思整理出来的一句话中奖感言(经典70句)，记得收藏保存多看几遍哦！
一句话中奖感言 一
1、年会又打了次酱油，一桌12个人好像就我们两三个没中奖吧我不管，不能浪费日抛，一定要拍照留个纪念。
2、年会第一轮玩游戏居然中奖了 ，还是蛮开心的。希望明年会更好。
3、刚才去李宁店想买件世界杯的汗衫穿，店员问我想要哪个队的，我说想要祖国队的，店员说没有，我说那就来个朝鲜队的吧，店员说也没有。我就想李宁的商品种类太不行了，还是明天赶集的时候买件阿迪达斯穿吧。
4、半梦半醒起来上个厕所，看个手机，哇Kao~中奖了，我是在做梦不?第一次中奖啊，太开心了。
5、吃货一般都比较善良，因为每天都只想着吃，没有时间去算计别人。
6、我今天真的太开心了我竟然中奖了电动牙刷诶！开心
7、年会上中奖，抢红包都是你们的事，毕竟是我一个人好好去吃饭了的。
8、连续几天的加班忙忙忙，明天开始终于可以轻松了再上两天班就周末啦，再坚持两天就是年会，希望可以中奖中奖中奖。
9、老总上班后，坐在那里郁闷，秘书问何故？老总：昨天我收到一个家伙的信，说如果我不离开他老婆他就杀了我！秘书：您离开他老婆不就行了嘛！老总：可那家伙没有署名！
10、第一次参加还中奖了，今年希望年会能中大奖
11、我来了，既然来了我就得说几句!只说几句而已!如果我不说几句!就对不起人了，既然我要说几句!那么肯定是要说话的~所以我决定几句话也许能改变一切!也许我说的这几句话什么也不能改变!不过!就算我说的几句话什么都不能改变!可我还是要把我想说的几句话说出来!如果我不把我想说的几句话说出来!那么，我来到这里而不说出我想说的几句话~~首先不说我想说的这几句话就对不起我自己!其实我不说出这几句话来!就浪费我上面所说的几句话了!到最后我还是总结了一下!!!我只是随意说几句。
12、希望我的中奖体质可以一直延续到年会一等奖就是我的了。
13、哎呀妈妈呀，我要开心死了。好久之前我对室友说：我要抽一个五人的密室逃脱，我要是中奖了，你们都要和我去。室友说好的!然后我真的中啦我好开心呀!妈妈我好幸运呀!
14、有一天上课，老师问小丽：祖国是什么？小丽说：老师，祖国是我的母亲，老师说：回答的很好。接着老师又问小明：小明，祖国是什么啊？小明说：老师，祖国是小丽的母亲。
15、第一次参加年会，中奖500块为什么运气那么好呢，因为最低就是500元。
16、 I'm here. Now that I'm here, I have to say a few words! Just a few words! If I don't say a few words, I'm sorry. Since I'm going to say a few words! Then I must say something ~ so I decide that a few words may change everything! Maybe I can't change anything! But even if I say a few words, nothing can change! But I still want to say a few words Come out! If I don't say what I want to say! Then, I come here and don't say what I want to say ~ ~ first of all, I'm sorry for myself if I don't say what I want to say! In fact, I don't say these words! It's a waste of what I said above! In the end, I'll summarize it!!! I just say a few words at will.
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18、佐菲奥特曼、初代奥特曼、赛文奥特曼、杰克奥特曼、艾斯奥特曼、泰罗奥特曼、雷欧奥特曼、爱迪奥特曼、阿斯特拉奥特曼、尤迪安奥特曼、博伊奥特曼、乔尼亚斯奥特曼、史考特奥特曼、察克奥特曼、贝斯奥特曼、葛雷奥特曼、帕瓦特奥特曼、哉阿斯奥特曼、迪迦奥特曼、戴拿奥特曼、盖亚奥特曼、阿古茹奥特曼、高斯奥特曼、杰斯提斯奥特曼、雷杰多奥特曼、奈克斯特奥特曼、奈克瑟斯奥特曼、诺亚奥
19、我中奖了?我这个中奖绝缘体竟然中奖了?是预示我2021年会交好运
20、 Hello, dear, I have found you. Call you and don't answer. QQ doesn't answer. Wangwang isn't online. See you post here so take a place first. I'm from the after-sales service of the spice shop. The doll you sent us has been repaired. I'll send it back to you right away. Next time, please treat her gently. After all, it's not made of steel. When our logistics staff received the goods, it was so horrible. The staff on the scene were in tears. Even I wanted to cry. You said that even if the front was ok, you wouldn't put it back Yes, after all, some people have some special hobbies. I don't have much to say. Kiss, the mouth has been deformed. Well, I admit that the key to the deformation of the mouth is the nostril. How did you get in the ear hole? I wonder! There is the last navel, grass! You are a talent, and we don't care about that. We can understand your anger of being single, but please don't treat her so rudely in the future. After all, she is just a doll.
21、 For the computer test, first wait in the preparation area, and then enter the test area through a large glass door. After I finished the exam, I felt at the door for a long time, but I couldn't touch the glass. The good teacher nearby reminded me: schoolmate, the door is open.
22、很多好友问我年会中奖了没，要中奖我不是早就惊呼了么！没中！50%概率都没中。
23、佐菲奥特曼、初代奥特曼、赛文奥特曼、杰克奥特曼、艾斯奥特曼、泰罗奥特曼、雷欧奥特曼、爱迪奥特曼、阿斯特拉奥特曼、尤迪安奥特曼、博伊奥特曼、乔尼亚斯奥特曼、史考特奥特曼、察克奥特曼、贝斯奥特曼、葛雷奥特曼、帕瓦特奥特曼、哉阿斯奥特曼、迪迦奥特曼、戴拿奥特曼、盖亚奥特曼、阿古茹奥特曼、高斯奥特曼、杰斯提斯奥特曼、雷杰多奥特曼、奈克斯特奥特曼、奈克瑟斯奥特曼、诺亚奥特曼、雷欧斯奥特曼、赛文奥特曼、麦克斯奥特曼、杰诺奥特曼、梦比优斯奥特曼、希卡利奥特曼、赛文X奥特曼、赛罗奥特曼、银河奥特曼、奥特之父、奥特之母、奥特之王等40位奥特曼觉得很赞
24、中奖了！意外的惊喜！好事不能偷偷摸摸享受，必须和大家分享啊！
25、 On the way to play, I heard a teacher teaching kindergarten children: what is happiness? Happiness is cat eating fish, dog eating meat, Altman fighting small monsters. Classmate says: I come to process, what is happiness? Happiness is cat catching mouse, dog biting cat, Altman beating dog.
一句话中奖感言二
1、半梦半醒起来上个厕所，看个手机，哇Kao~中奖了，我是在做梦不？第一次中奖啊，太开心了。
2、年会三年没中奖就罢了！半夜发现电褥子坏了是什么意思！
3、 When you suddenly don't return my news, I always comfort myself: it's OK, you are probably dead.
4、上机考试，先在备考区等，再经过一扇大玻璃门进考区。我考完后，在门口摸了良久，就是摸不到玻璃，旁边好心老师提醒我：同学，门是开着的。
5、在这么苦涩的日子里，我竟然中奖了，真的是很开心了!!!幸运降临了，希望明天的考试也能这么幸运了!祈祷
6、哈哈哈哈哈哈哈年会，我居然中奖了！恭喜我自己！哈哈哈
7、第三年年会，第三次没有中奖连拍照都懒得拍了没找到啥好吃的吃了两口就岔气了我还不如回家看电影睡觉。
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9、公司一男同事和一女同事开玩笑打闹时男的不小心把香水喷到女的眼睛里，女的瞬间泪流满面，男的豪爽地说：没事，瞎了我养你一辈子！。刚巧这男的女朋友来接他下班，在门口听到了这句。男的没等女朋友开口，果断地拉着女同事到他女朋友身边说：来，叫妈！
10、怎么也没想到，今天的我也会中奖，真开心。
11、今天忙得头都晕了，还好有个年会可以缓和缓和，祝我不中奖。
12、功夫不负有心人。这么多年了公司年会终于中奖了，虽然只是个毛毯也知足了
13、我对年会最大的期待是，中个奖，大小无所谓，主要是体验一下中奖是什么感觉。
14、参加年会，80%的中奖率，我只负责吃好喝好其它没我啥事儿临行，每位嘉宾一个福包，你猜多少感恩2019一路同行！
15、年会开完，中奖绝缘体沙漠黄昏也可以很清淡。
16、一次玩的路上，听见一个老师教幼儿园的小孩：幸福是什么？幸福是猫吃鱼，狗吃肉，奥特曼打打小怪兽。同学说：我来加工一下，幸福是什么？幸福是猫抓鼠，狗咬猫，奥特曼打打小狗狗。
17、 when a male colleague and a female colleague joked and played, the man accidentally spilled perfume into the eyes of the woman. The woman instantly burst into tears. The man said boldly, "nothing, I am blind. I will support you forever!" It happened that the man's girlfriend came to pick him up from work and heard this at the door. The man didn't wait for his girlfriend to speak, decisively took his girlfriend to his girlfriend and said: come on, call mom!
18、刚参加完年会刚到家不久，我太难了，简直是中奖绝缘体可怕四五十个奖品啊。
19、近日各地挑战40度，一妹纸在QQ说说里说热，如何消暑。楼下一人两字神回复：姐脱!
20、 Just now I went to Li Ning's shop to buy a world cup sweatshirt. The clerk asked me which team I want. I said that I want the Chinese team, but the clerk said no. I said that I would like to have a Korean team, and the clerk said no. I think Li Ning's product range is too poor. I'd better buy an Adidas dress in the market tomorrow.
21、年会第一轮玩游戏居然中奖了，还是蛮开心的。希望明年会更好。
22、五年年会中奖绝缘体今天居然中奖了!真是幸运的一天。
23、某警察到泰国办案，夜里叫了个小姐。几番云雨后，小姐在警察怀中还不停摸警察的小弟弟。警察非常惬意，问：你还想再来吗？小姐黯然：不是，就是挺怀念的，以前我也有。
24、人生第一次中奖！真是不敢相信！从此开启我的中奖好运之路吧。
25、功夫不负有心人。这么多年了公司年会终于中奖了，虽然只是个毛毯也知足了。
26、与一家上中产吃饭。丈夫在家炒股，有得色，说过去两三个月炒得不错。女婿在金融界工作，谦称挣点泡沫的钱。丈母娘坚定地说，泡沫越多越好！
27、今年年会好开心呀，又一次中奖了，还和同事们参观了兵马俑，打了扑克，搓了麻将，交流了感情
28、年年会中奖绝缘体今天居然中奖了！
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31、上学你带了什么?一颗随时准备放假的心
32、现在的女人，十几岁，毛都没长齐，就被人破了身到了20岁都不晓得被多少个男人上过了，也不晓得喊过多少人老公了，还口口声声的说自己是处女，对于这种女人，我只想说：请联系我!
33、你突然不回我消息的时候，我总是安慰自己：没事，你大概是死了。
34、新兵外出拉练，一新兵瞅见路边一个穿制服的肩膀上六颗星，心中一惊六颗星啊啪的一下一个立正军礼，以示敬意。排长跑过来就是一耳光：敬你妈的礼，那是物业！
35、反射弧好长的我，年会结束了三个多小时才发现今年不出任何意外又是没有中奖，我就是个中奖绝缘体啊。
36、在这么苦涩的日子里，我竟然中奖了，真的是很开心了！！！幸运降临了，希望明天的考试也能这么幸运了！祈祷
37、但凡不是百分之百的中奖概率，不管中奖概率大或小，对于我来说都是零。今年年会依旧如此。
38、又是年会没中奖的一年，十几个5G手机都与我无缘。
39、太惊喜了吧，突然就中奖了今晚要加班本来不开心的，发现自己中奖了，好开心哈哈
40、时代真是变了，原来我问我爸妈我是哪儿来的，我爸妈都说我是捡来的，现在小孩问爸妈自己是哪儿来的，爸妈说是购物满200送的！
41、刘备浪迹江湖，没有安身之地，于是向孙权借了荆州一用，可这一住便上了瘾，不想还人家了。孙权派鲁肃来要房子，刘备见了鲁肃来了个一哭二闹三上吊，鲁肃没辙只好去找孔明，孔明老兄，你去做做刘备的工作，好歹也是个皇叔，咋成了钉-子-户了。
42、今天的幸运就是中奖了。
43、啊啊啊啊啊！中奖了，真的是我刚看到还以为我看错了，好开心啊，谢谢！
44、又看到你在发说说了，这让我不由的为你担心：你高数完成了么?英语四六级能过么?生活规划有了么?大学是让你每天发说说么?发说说能让你以后在社会中立足么?发说说能让你顺利找到工作么?发说说能让你父母安心么?发说说能找到对象么?有没有想过，以后就靠你一个人去打拼，社会的漩涡时刻都会把你卷进去，弱肉强食的竞争是你能承受的么?不好好学习以后怎么会有一技之长，怎么会突出自己，不好好学习以后怎么回报父母，发说说能解决这些问题么?你在空间里乱发说说你父母知道吗?发说说能让你的人生一帆风顺么?残酷的社会不是你这些说说能抵抗的，惟有认真努力的去学习，丰富自己，完美自己，才能让你与众不同，才能让你有能力去五杀去团灭，懂了么?明白了么?醒悟了么?sao年不哭，回头再发一条说说来感悟......
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